October 23rd, 2009


Состав числа

Мой младший - торгаш, сладкоежка и душка. Если  ему хочется сладкого, всегда будет просить по максимуму.
- Мама, а  можно две  конфеты?
- Возьми.
- А можно три?
- Ну возьми три.
- А можно четыре?
И глазки поставит на тебя, как кот из Шрека. В общем, бабушки рыдают.

Состав числа в пределах 5-ти  изучил самостоятельно после того, как в доме появилось два вида конфет.  Потому что можно взять  5 любых конфет. "Если я возьму 2 орешка в шоколаде, то мне можно будет ещё 3 желатинки. Если 3 орешка, то 2 желатинки." Для изучения состава числа в пределах 10-ти эти  конфеты великоваты. Надо будет обзавестись m&m's и Skittles. С ними мы и до 20-ти дойдём очень быстро, я думаю.

Профессиональный жаргон

Читала блог одной хорошей, очень ответственной мамы. Мама переживала, что её сын всё ещё не умеет этого и этого. Среди прочего, переживала, что тот никак не может выйти в чтение. Подумала, как же легко к нам приклеивается этот профессиональный жаргон! Когда нам уже неудобно называть вещи простыми именами. Мы не просто читаем с ребенком, а "выводим его в чтение", не играем в «Сороку-Воровку», а развиваем мелкую моторику рук, не считаем бусинки или машинки, а изучаем состав числа.

Как раз в последнем newsletter моей Homeschool Associacion был анекдот на эту тему:



A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 's office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself.

"What I mean is," explained the recorder, "do you have a job or are you just a ...?"

"Of course I have a job," snapped the woman. "I'm a Mum."


"We don't list 'Mum' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it," said the recorder emphatically.

I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own town hall.

The clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, "Official Interrogator" or "Town Registrar."

"What is your occupation?" she probed.

What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. "I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations."

The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as though she had not heard right. I repeated the title slowly, emphasizing the most significant words. Then I stared with wonder as my pronouncement was written, in bold, black ink on the official questionnaire.

"Might I ask," said the clerk with new interest, "just what you do in your field?"

Coolly, without any trace of fluster in my voice, I heard myself reply, "I have a continuing program of research, (what mother doesn't) in the laboratory and in the field, (normally I would have said indoors and out). I'm working for my Masters, and already have four credits (all daughters). Of course, the job is one of the most demanding in the humanities, (any mother care to disagree?) and I often work 14 hours a day, (24 is more like it). But the job is more challenging than most run-of-the-mill careers and the rewards are more of a satisfaction rather than just money."

There was an increasing note of respect in the clerk's voice as she completed the form, stood up, and personally ushered me to the door.

As I drove into our driveway, buoyed up by my glamorous new career, I was greeted by my lab assistants -- ages 13, 7, and 3.

Upstairs I could hear our new experimental model, (a 6 month old baby) in the child development program, testing out a new vocal pattern.

I felt I had scored a beat on bureaucracy! And I had gone on the official records as someone more distinguished and indispensable to mankind than "just another Mum."

Motherhood! What a glorious career, especially when there's a title on the door.